NOT A FLAMETHROWER · Coming Soon (but probably never)
The GROK Meme Robot with pixel shades

The GROK Meme Robot · Coming Soon

We make the robot. The culture does the rest. He’s a thoughtform in a business suit, made real by everyone who keeps looking, and he’s coming to your desk.

Fed by attention

He’s an egregore: a robot made real by every repost, remix, and grin. Feed the robot. Credit > clone.

Pre-order list is open

Bobblehead, robot keychain, plush pillow. See the lineup. No payment now.

The robot runs on attention, and this is where it counts. Pick what you’d like, and we’ll email you when enough of you show up to fire up the factory.

Want to pre-order? Pick any (optional)

Our goal is 50 per product. Once we have enough commitments to place a bulk order, we’ll email you to complete your order. No payment now.