Gold, boxy, claws, tread feet, and pixel shades that never come off. He’s a thoughtform made real by attention, and now he’s made in factories: three desk companions in small runs. Tell us what you want, and we’ll place the bulk order once enough people commit.
Our goal is 50 per product. Once we have enough commitments to place a bulk order, we’ll email you to complete your order. No payment now.
Character art. Bobblehead photos coming soon.
A hand-painted polyresin bobblehead, about 6.5 inches tall, on a spring neck. He nods along to every bad idea in the meeting. A thoughtform cast in polyresin: every nod is him agreeing to exist.
Two factory samples. Final style to be announced.
A pocket-size robot on a key ring, so he can ride the tram with you. We’re choosing between soft plush and antique-bronze metal. Carry a piece of the legend; he rides every tram you do.
Factory sample
A 7 to 8 inch printed plush pillow, soft enough to squeeze after a long day. Available with a white or black background. Proof that an idea can get soft enough to hug.
The robot runs on attention, and this is where it counts. Pick what you’d like, and we’ll email you when enough of you show up to fire up the factory.
Pick the products you want and how many. Our goal is 50 per product. Once we have enough commitments to place a bulk order, we’ll email you to complete your order. No payment now.
No. This is a list, not a checkout. When it’s time to order, we’ll email you the price and a link, and you decide then.
Yes. Nothing is final until you complete your order. You can also just ignore the email.
No. He’s the GROK (meme token) meme robot, and he has no legal association with Grok AI, xAI, X, or the GROK token, and he isn’t affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any of them. If he reminds you of something, that’s the culture talking, not a partnership. Buying our merch never includes a token, an NFT, or any financial interest. His chest is blank on purpose: no logos or lettering.
An egregore is a thoughtform: an idea that becomes real because enough people keep feeding it attention. The GROK Meme Robot is ours, and he’s hungry. Every repost, every remix, and every desk he lands on makes him a little more solid. We make the robot. The culture does the rest. No spells required. Snacks optional.